look what I've brought you

a nice cup of hot chocolate

when you drink it watch out for the marshmallow

I talked to my teacher about you today

I asked her if I could go home everyday at noon to give you a snack but she said no

animal cruelty animal cruelty

I'm late for a meeting at school

you'll have to fix your own supper

here's a can of dog food your dish a can opener and a spoon good luck

you know what I just saw

I can't imagine

some kid was on a skateboard and his dog was pulling him along the sidewalk

do you want to try it

this isn't even close to watch I meant

Zamboni drivers should not bring their work home with them

do I hear somebody talking

I think the worm and the fish used to know each other

they said it's going to get colder tonight

maybe you'd like to borrow this wooly socks

I don't think they're going to work

yes ma'am he wants to return this book he got for Christmas

he doesn't like it because the hero is a cat

he hates cats

bleah

he wants a book where all the cats get eaten by alligators on the first page

you don't have to worry Snoopy I've never sell you you and I are friends we're bodies in fact you are the best thing that's ever happened to me

I know

you know what you need to do you need to learn to obey commands

sit

I'm sorry about last night

by the time you got your supper to you it was cold

it won't happen tonight

The teacher said I could bring you to school for a day she said the other kids might enjoy it

but why do you have to overdo everything

here's something you probably should know

if you want something the teacher says to just raise your hand

cookie break

that's it that's all the leaves I'm raking today

better hurry the gates are closing

then again maybe the only real love is between a boy and his dog

I could have told you that a long time ago are there any more cookies left

she fled quickly down the stairs and out the front door suddenly she stopped

she knew she had forgotten something

probably forgot to feed the dog

reading is actually an adventure

reading is like a journey to a new place

wake me when we get there

yes ma'am I need to run home because it's raining and I'm afraid my dog is getting wet

yes he has a dog house but he never goes in it

no he doesn't have an umbrella I don't know what he does when it rains

sorry Snoopy you can't go with us

dogs aren't allowed on the school bus

dog flakes who ordered dog flakes

I can't open your can of dog food because I can't find the can opener so be patient

unless you can think of some way to open the can yourself

no wait

good grief

is it November already

my life is going by too fast

I think someone pushed the fast forward button

ah a snowflake

followed by a few more

and a few more and a few more

all right you guys

hey stupid the cat I have to fix my own supper tonight

do you know how to open a can of dog food

how neat

the best way to wait for your supper is to pretend you don't really care

never let them know you're anxious

don't look at the back door

I hate myself I always peek

the honor student raises his hand requesting permission to go into the hole for a drink of water

hey there's a dog in the hall

where

how come they've never entered you in an ugly dog contest

because I am so cute I would probably come in last

smak

but first in quick retorts

and then he was home at last with his faithful dog asleep at his feet