good morning Halloween is coming so we're here to tell you about the Great pumpkin

slam

I think it would be better to ask for the cookies first

good morning we're here to tell you all about the Great pumpkin

if you're not off this porch in two seconds I'll sic my dog on you

please don't bite my toes

we obeyed the biblical injunction to go out two by two

we tried to tell everyone about the Great pumpkin but no one would listen

I can't imagine anything more depressing

I can we didn't get any cookies either

I can't imagine anything more stupid than sitting in the rain in the pumpkin patch on Halloween night waiting for someone who doesn't exist what could be dumber than that

these cookies are getting soggy

we are going to my grandma's tomorrow for Thanksgiving

pumpkin pie sweet potatoes everything

the best part of course is when they carve the bird

boot boot boot

I said Thanksgiving is over you can come out now

see there they are those are the gloves I'd like to buy Peggy Jean for Christmas

where are you going to get $25

that's the problem

maybe you could sell your dog

I take it back he's probably only worth 50 cents

Lucy said if I need $25 to buy Peggy Jean a Christmas present I should sell my dog

what a great idea

that's the first time I've ever seen him spill his water dish

I never get invited to New Year's parties

tomorrow night millions of people will be dressing to go out

some are even ready a day ahead of time

going to a New Year's party

I hope you have a good time

is it black tie

nope just black ears

Charlie Brown do you think I wasn't invited to a New Year's party because I'm too crabby

no you are probably invited to nine parties but all the invitations were lost in the mail

that never occurred to me I'll bet that's just what happened

someday you are going to look at me like that and your eyes are gonna stick

well that's interesting

a snowman with chocolate chip cookies for eyes

don't worry fella there's nothing to see around here anyway

I've never heard of anyone fishing in the snow

I can't imagine what you expect to catch

snow fish

I love the start of the baseball season

there's a certain almost indescribable feeling in the air

defeat

here's your sock Charlie Brown I couldn't get the ball out

well that's it Charlie Brown we lost again

in the old days if someone was defeated he held up a white flag

never try to kiss somebody through a catcher's mask

hey manager I'm feeling a complaint with the league office that you are too hard on your players

we don't have a league office

I filled it with your catcher

look what I found over in the rec room brownie Charles a football

I have a good idea I'll hold the ball and you come running up and kick it

what do you think

I think I need to make a phone call

Linus what time I'm going to do

she's waiting out there with a football and expects me to go running up and kick it

do you think she'll pull it away like your stupid sister always does

who's stupid

sorry wrong number

brownie Charles I'm waiting I'm holding the ball

and I'm wondering if I should trust her I hate myself

I need somebody who will make up my mind for me

boot

where did she go Peggy Jean where are you

Hey is your name Browning Charles What a weird name anyway a girl asked me if I give you this note

dear brownie Charles you never trusted me did you I thought you liked me I'm going home

that happened to me once with the golden retriever

here's the world famous hockey player packing down the ice

he fakes a slapshot

but it doesn't faze the goalie

he knows I don't have a slapshot